Abort Mission
0H 27M
★ 6.8
Comedy
/// MISSION BRIEFING
The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
/// EVALUATION_UNIT
STATUS: PENDING
0/100
[ FETCHING ASSETS FROM SERVER ]
The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
