PRIVATE VALENTINE: BLONDE & DANGEROUS /// MONDAYMONDAY

1H 40M

★ 6.3

Comedy

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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STATUS: PENDING

Parametric Score (0-100)

0/100

Field Notes / Observations

Active Personnel

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

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